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Saturday, July 19th, 2008
11:23 am
if anyone is interested, i am singing at the Ventura County Fair on August 10th @ approx. 4:30. hope to c ya'll there.

Current Mood: antsy
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
8:37 am
A life lesson on life
Their marriage was good, their dreams focused.
Their best friends lived barely a wave away.
I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat
and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand,
and dish-towel in the other.
It was the time for fixing things.
A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door,
the hem in a dress. Things we keep.




It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy.
All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful.
Waste meant affluence.
Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.




But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night,
in the warmth of the hospital room,
I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.







Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away
...never to return. So.. While we have it... it's best we love it...
And care for it.... And fix it when it's broken..... And heal it when it's sick.

This is true... For marriage.... And old cars....
And children with bad report cards..... Dogs and cats with bad hips....
And aging parents.... And grandparents.
We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.
Some things we keep.
Like a best friend that moved away or a classmate we grew up with.


There are just some things that make life important,
like people we know who are special....
And so, we keep them close!




I received this from someone who thinks I am a 'keeper',
so I've sent it to the people I think of in the same way...
Now it's your turn to send this to those people that are 'keepers' in your life.
Send it back to the person that sent it to you if they too are a keeper.



Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them,
but you know they are always there




People are made to be Loved and Things are made to be Used

There is so much confusion in this World because People are being Used and Things are being Loved

Current Mood: contemplative
Friday, June 6th, 2008
5:43 pm
Singer's Showcase
Sunday, June 8—3:00 pm Borders, Books and Music (in the Cafe) 125 West Thousand Oaks Blvd., Thousand Oaks The Actors and Singers Studio presents its annual June SINGERS SHOWCASE, under the direction of professional singer and voice coach Maripat Davis. The talented students are from 8 years of age to teens and adults, and the music is an entertaining mix that ranges from pop and country, to classic standards and musical theatre. Singers in the show include (in alphabetical order): * Lilli Babb * Shelley Clever * Kayla Congello * Laurie Crites * Stacie Crittenton * * Katelyn Daily * Ashlee Daily * Dawn Esposito * Sarah Harber * Nicole Jusino * * Christina Kalbak * Nelson Lopez * Kaylin Mouchawar * Gabriella Perez * Nick Reinbold * * Rich Reinbold * Shanon Rifkin * Laura Sgro * Ali Torres * Michelle Whyte * Mark your Calendars... Don't miss... ***The next SINGERS SHOWCASE at the VENTURA COUNTY FAIR—AUGUST 10, 2008*** For more information on any of the Shows, or on Private or Group Lessons, please contact— the ACTORS AND SINGERS STUDIO at (805) 376-9002. Please feel free to forward this email to any of your friends who might be interested!

Current Mood: nervous
Friday, May 23rd, 2008
10:54 pm
A joke about Tech Support
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
===============
Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....

===============

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

===============

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and.
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

===============

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
============== =

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................thank you.

===============

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.

===============

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

===============

Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

== =============

Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

===============

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

===============

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

===============

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

===============

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

===============
And last but not least...

Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Current Mood: amused
Monday, April 7th, 2008
1:58 pm
Wireless Telephone Laws FAQs
Two new laws dealing with the use of wireless telephones while driving go into effect July 1, 2008. Below is a list of Frequently Asked Questions concerning these new laws.
Q: When do the new wireless telephone laws take effect?
A: The new laws take effect July 1, 2008
Q: What is the difference between the two laws?
A: The first prohibits all drivers from using a handheld wireless telephone while operating a motor vehicle. (Vehicle Code (VC) §23123). Motorists 18 and over may use a hands-free device. Drivers under the age of 18 may NOT use a wireless telephone or hands-free device while operating a motor vehicle(VC §23124).
Q: What if I need to use my telephone during an emergency, and I do not have a hands- free device?
A: The law allows a driver to use a wireless telephone to make emergency calls to a law enforcement agency, a medical provider, the fire department, or other emergency services agency.
Q: What are the fines if I'm convicted?
A: The base fine for the FIRST offense is $20 and $50 for subsequent convictions. According to the Uniform Bail and Penalty Schedule, with the addition of penalty assessments, a first offense is $76 and a second offense is $190.
Q: Will I receive a point on my drivers license if I'm convicted for a violation of the wireless telephone law?
A: NO. The violation is a reportable offense: however, DMV will not assign a violation point.
Q: Will the conviction appear on my driving record?
A: Yes, but the violation point will not be added.
- more -
Q: Will there be a grace period when motorists will only get a warning?
A: NO. The law becomes in effect on July 1, 2008. Whether a citation is issued is always at the discretion of the officer based upon his or her determination of the most appropriate remedy for the situation.
Q: Are passengers affected by this law?
A: No. This law only applies to the person driving a motor vehicle.
Q: Do these laws apply to out-of-state drivers whose home states do not have such laws?
A: Yes
Q: Can I be pulled over by a law enforcement officer for using my handheld wireless telephone?
A: YES. A law enforcement officer can pull you over just for this infraction.
Q: What if my phone has a push-to-talk feature, can I use that?
A: No. The law does provide an exception for those operating a commercial motor truck or truck tractor (excluding pickups), implements of husbandry, farm vehicle or tow truck, to use a two-way radio operated by a "push-to-talk" feature.
Q: What other exceptions are there?
A: Operators of an authorized emergency vehicle during the course of employment are exempt as are those motorists operating a vehicle on private property
DRIVERS 18 AND OVER
Drivers 18 and over will be allowed to use a hands-free device to talk on their wireless telephone while driving. The following FAQs apply to those motorists 18 and over.
Q: Does the new "hands-free" law prohibit you from dialing a wireless telephone while driving or just talking on it?
A: The new law does not prohibit dialing, but drivers are strongly urged not to dial while driving.
Q: Will it be legal to use a Blue Tooth or other earpiece?
A: Yes, however you cannot have BOTH ears covered.
Q: Does the new hands-free law allow you to use the speaker phone function of your wireless telephone while driving?
A: Yes.
Q: Does the new "hands-free" law allow drivers 18 and over to text page while driving?
A: The law does not specifically prohibit that, but an officer can pull over and issue a citation to a driver of any age if, in the officer's opinion, the driver was distracted and not operating the vehicle safely. Text paging while driving is unsafe at any speed and is strongly discouraged.
- more -
DRIVERS UNDER 18
Q: Am I allowed to use my wireless telephone hands free?
A: NO. Drivers under the age of 18 may not use a wireless telephone, pager, laptop or any other electronic communication or mobile services device to speak or text while driving in any manner, even hands free. EXCEPTION: Permitted in emergency situations to call police, fire or medical authorities. (VC §23124).
Q: Why is the law stricter for provisional drivers?
A: Statistics show that teen drivers are more likely than older drivers to be involved in crashes because they lack driving experience and tend to take greater risks. Teen drivers are vulnerable to driving distractions such as talking with passengers, eating or drinking, and talking or texting on wireless phones, which increase the chance of getting involved in serious vehicle crashes.
Q: Can my parents give me permission to allow me to use my wireless telephone while driving?
A: NO. The only exception is an emergency situation that requires you to call a law enforcement agency, a health care provider, the fire department or other emergency agency entity.
Q: Does the law apply to me if I'm an emancipated minor?
A: Yes. The restriction applies to all licensed drivers who are under the age of 18.
Q: If I have my parent(s) or someone age 25 years or older in the car with me, may I use my wireless telephone while driving?
A: NO. You may only use your wireless telephone in an emergency situation.
Q: Will the restriction appear on my provisional license?
A: No
Q: May I use the hands-free feature while driving if my car has the feature built in?
A: NO. The law prohibits anyone under the age of 18 from using any type of wireless device while driving, except in an emergency situation.
Q: Can a law enforcement officer stop me for using my hands-free device while driving?
A: No. For drivers under the age of 18, this is considered a SECONDARY violation meaning that a law enforcement officer may cite you for using a hands-free wireless phone if you were pulled over for another violation. However, the prohibition against using a handheld wireless telephone while driving is a PRIMARY violation for which a law enforcement officer can pull you over.

Current Mood: contemplative
Friday, November 30th, 2007
3:01 pm
HANUKKAH TIME
in case anyone was interested to know, tuesday is the first night of Chanukah. i'm so happy; the december holidays and halloween are my favorite times of the year. i guess any holiday where people actually gather is my favorite; i think it's because i'm used to family being around me, and it's getting harder to get that.

Current Mood: excited
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
8:41 am
I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE I'VE DISAPPOINTED. I DON'T MEAN TO BE THE CRAB-APPLE BITCH THAT I'VE BECOME, I GUESS I'M STILL ADJUSTING TO LIVING AWAY FROM ALL MY FRIENDS. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY ACTIONS. IF U LAUGH FINE, I GUESS I DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT COMES TO ME NOW. I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY WE CAN BE REINSTATED AS FRIENDS.

Current Mood: depressed
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
2:32 pm
ya'll will be glad to know that i just broke up with my boyfriend today. it was much easier than i thought; until the end when he started crying. i tried to make it easier by saying we could still be friends, but it just made things worse. well, i'm just glad that i did it before we moved in together; he told me that he already got a job lined up out here; apparently he has "connections", which is something i've heard way to much from him anyway.

i'm just looking forward to the halloween party on friday; i am happier being among my true friends, being able to do as i please without pressure of being perfect around someone i hardly know.

Current Mood: indescribable
Sunday, May 6th, 2007
7:23 pm
my uncle is being interviewed on tuesday night at 7pm on KCET;  it would be greatly appreciated if u watched and told me what u thought.

Current Mood: drained
Friday, April 13th, 2007
6:28 pm
An Old Lady, Her Dog and the Telephone Repairman...
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone
>failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when
>it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The
>telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog
>or senile elderly lady.
>
>He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the
>subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog
>moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.
>
>Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
>
>1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain
>and collar.
>
>2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
>
>3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone
>number
>
>was called.
>
>4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
>urinate on himself and the ground.
>
>5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to
>ring.
>
>
>Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.



Current Mood: dreamy
Saturday, March 17th, 2007
10:57 pm
Day before St. Patty's Day
friday was my second day at my new job in the valley, so far it's tough; i've made a lot of mistakes, but i'll get over it.  i got to the valley about 7:49 AM, went to the store to get something to munch on.  i ended up being 10 minutes late to work arriving at the office at 8:10, i got warned not to do it again.  at lunch time we had a st. patrick's day pizza party, we played bingo; i was one of 3 winners who won a $5 gift card to starbucks.  we took some pictures and went back to work until 5:00 when i end work.  i was on my way to my cousin's house so i wouldn't have to waist gas coming home; i was doing fine until the last left turn that i was supposed to make.  i don't know if i passed it or thought i was in the wrong area, i called my mom for directions, as usual we got into a directional argument and she hung up; i drove around a little more, called my cousin.  she was telling me to go a certain way which was opposite of where i was going.  i made a right turn into a parking lot so i could turn around, unfortunately 2 feet into the parking lot i was hit by a motorcyclist, while his body stood about 5 feet away on his bike.  he demolished the right side of my car, shattering all the glass on both doors on the passenger's side, also he flipped over the hood of the car.  i was so shook up that i screamed and started crying, my cousin was on the phone with me, she heard it when it happened.  i called 911, the police and paramedics came.  i thought for sure it was my fault, the police assured me that it was probably a motorcycle race, and he was most likely trying to get ahead of the other guy, instead he slammed into my car and ended up on the ground in critical condition.  my left arm and neck hurt, but that's because of the seatbelt.  i hope none of u go through anything like this, i'll probably not forget it for at least the rest of this month, i'm still crying at times.  it was so humiliating having other people come to the scene, from their homes and businesses.  the only good points to this was that it happened in a parking lot, instead of in the middle of the street, and it was in front of an auto body shop, which sadly i did not go to for remodeling.  i guess this is my chance to get a car that's not 10 years old and is bigger than a saturn.

Current Mood: distressed
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
4:13 pm
Getting a job
Well, after making the mistake of quitting the theater before I had other options; I went on two different interviews in 1 1/2 mos.  I just got notice today after 2 1/2 weeks of waiting for results my first interview, they FINALLY called and said we desparately need u to start working ASAP.  So, tomorrow I start work at 8:00 AM in the San Fernando Valley.  I'm hoping this is my cue to start driving to my cousin's house, who I'm supposed to move in with soon.

Current Mood: ecstatic
Thursday, March 1st, 2007
8:49 pm
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

did i tell u guys how i got moved up to 1st class on my trip to Charleston?  anyway, i was sitting in the airport, getting excited to go someplace new; all of a sudden i got called to the ticket desk.  they we're making announcements that the plane was over flowing with passengers and some of us would have to take a later flight; i thought to myself, "Oh no, please don't choose me to move my flight time back."  when i get up to the desk, it surprised me when the ticket agent asked me if i would mind switching my seat with a wheelchair person, again i thought to myself, "Why would somebody want to switch their seat, regardless of when the flight takes place"; the agent said that i would be in the first seat of first class.  i thought that this was the best thing to happen to me, besides losing my virignity.

when i got on the plane, the stewards asked to hang up my jacket; i felt so special i almost cried.  i rode a limo from roadrunner shuttle service to LAX,  i was in the 1st seat of 1st class, i was on my way to meet up with my beau; that weekend was one that i might never forget.   

Friday, February 23rd, 2007
12:17 pm
A Jewish Bra
A man walked into the women's department of Macy's

in New York City. He found a saleslady, and told her, "I would like a

Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a

Jewish bra, and that you would know what she means."

"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many

requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want

the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the

differences?"

The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The

Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up

the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and

upright."

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, "So, what

does the Jewish bra do?"

"The Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills."

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
10:44 am
I'm back from a 8 day trip in Charleston, S.C.  I went to go visit my new boyfriend and his family, whom I stayed with.  I felt so at home there, I even forgot that I was in a different state.  We went clubbing, he took me downtown, where we rode a pedacab twice.  He took me through, what they call the slave markets, which is now just a marketplace.  I was so tempted to buy everything in every store.  It was fun actually seeing the Atlantic Ocean from someplace other than Florida, we actually saw dolphins.  Downtown, to me, looked like San Francisco.  As usual I left an impact on him, his family and friends; his sister is already asking me if i'm expecting to join the family someday, I hope to, when we're both ready.  We had a romantic night at the movies, seeing Music and Lyrics starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant, we both cried and cuddled in each other's arms.  

I went there on February 13th and came back on February 21st; we had a cry fest whenit was getting close to the time of me leaving.  It's gonna be so hard to relate with each other with all this distance between us, but I'm willing to do anything I can to keep this one and not let him go unless absolutely necessary.

Current Mood: indescribable
Monday, February 12th, 2007
12:42 pm
Like this never happened to u
Mrs. Parks,(the 6th grade teacher) asked her class, "Which human body part
increases to
10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should
not be asking 6th graders
a question like that!  I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and
tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"
She then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times
its size when stimulated?"

Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is
she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
that increases to
10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy."
Then turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three
things to say:

First, you have a dirty mind.
Second, you didn't read your homework.
And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!!!!!
Friday, February 9th, 2007
11:08 am
I hope this works or else I quit.



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Current Mood: frustrated
11:06 am
Ole and Lena
Ole picks up Lena at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his
shirt and Lena says, "Vat a great chest you have, Ole." Ole tells her,
"Dat's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

Ole takes off his pants and the Lena says, "Vat massive calves you have,
Ole." Ole tells her, "Dat's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

Ole then removes his underwear and Lena goes running out of the apartment
screaming in fear. Ole puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He
catches up to her and asks, "Vy you run out like dat on me Lena?"

Lena replies, "Ole, I vas afraid to be around all of dat dynamite ven I
saw how short the fuse vas."

Current Mood: distressed
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
11:58 pm
<!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>random you.</i></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">what is your full name?:</td><td align="left">Shanon Katie Rachel Rifkin </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">when is your birthday?:</td><td align="left">May 11, 1985 </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">when is your best friends birthday?:</td><td align="left">September 17, 1984 </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">who do you consider your closest friends?:</td><td align="left">Christiana, Neil, Bree, Rosie </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">If you have a tattoo, tell the story behind it.:</td><td align="left">It would be any tattoo that my boyfriend wants me to have </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have a crush on anyone?:</td><td align="left">yes, my boyfriend </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What is the last movie you watched?:</td><td align="left">Ladder 49 </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What is your favorite quote/lyric?:</td><td align="left">Smile though ure heart is aching, smile even though it's breaking... </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Last thing you ate?:</td><td align="left">cheese pizza </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Why are you filling this out?:</td><td align="left">to do something fun </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">How long is your hair?:</td><td align="left">up to my shoulders </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What did you dream about last night?:</td><td align="left">going to visit my boyfriend in his hometown </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have a favorite website?:</td><td align="left">zone.com </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Describe your room::</td><td align="left">flowered and messy </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Politically, how would you describe your views?:</td><td align="left">not political, don't really care </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What was the last story you watched on the news?:</td><td align="left">tape recordings from when JFK Jr.'s plane went down  </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Last book you read?:</td><td align="left">my crosswords </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What are your pet names?:</td><td align="left">Rachelle, Shan, Shana Punim </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Describe your siblings::</td><td align="left">none, unless u include very good friends </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you like how you look?:</td><td align="left">most of the time </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Last shoes you wore?:</td><td align="left">winter hiking boots </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What are you wearing right now?:</td><td align="left">my work outfit, black pants, white shirt, black shoes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you have any bananas?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you ever met anyone famous?:</td><td align="left">oh yea, too long of a list </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you embarrase easy?:</td><td align="left">sometimes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What do you want to do when you 'grow up?':</td><td align="left">become well known </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have you done something your proud of in the last few months?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Who do you admire?:</td><td align="left">my mom's cousin </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in soul mates?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What is your favorite holiday?:</td><td align="left">any where u get gifts </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What is the meaning of life?:</td><td align="left">anything u think of it </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Who is your favorite band/artist of all time?:</td><td align="left">anyone from the seventies </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Best memory of school?:</td><td align="left">overcoming stage fright in choir </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Worst memory of school?:</td><td align="left">getting bullied in 3rd grade </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are you content?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What color is the blanket on your bed?:</td><td align="left">pink </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you wear gloves when it's cold out?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are you a pack-rat?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Country you most want to visit?:</td><td align="left">ireland </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are you shy or out-going?:</td><td align="left">in between </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Describe your sense of humor?:</td><td align="left">dry </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you talk to your last ex boyfriend/girlfriend?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are you wearing socks?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you go to church?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you support the president?:</td><td align="left">no </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you believe in God?:</td><td align="left">beginning to </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Who/What makes you smile?:</td><td align="left">boys </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Favorite childhood memory?:</td><td align="left">getting approached in the mall by a talent agent </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do you keep a journal?:</td><td align="left">yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Final say::</td><td align="left">Life is like a box of chocolates, u never know 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Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
2:36 pm
Blondie
Death Row in Women's Prison
>
> Three women are about to be executed.
> One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.
>
> The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks
> if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts,
> ''Ready! Aim!''
>
> Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''
> Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while
> she escapes.
>
> The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if
> she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts,
> ''Ready! Aim!''"
>
> Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''
> Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
>
>
> By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward
> and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and
> the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!''
>
> and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

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